By Jerry Kessel
Looking for a good read to welcome spring? Turn to something novel that is not a book. Novelty T-shirts and bumper stickers. My favorite is first then the rest.
- I’ll always be there when I need you.
- I’m not completely useless. I can be used as a bad example.
- The best thing about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old.
- I’m going to stop asking “How dumb can you get”? People seem to be taking it as a challenge.
- If I’m ever on life-support, unplug me then plug me back in. See if that works.
- English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough, thought though.
- Not to get technical … but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
- Does anyone else get road rage pushing a shopping cart through the store?
- Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent!!
- I am temporarily out of order. Please try again later.
- Chicken pot pie — my three favorite things.
- Some folks are wise, and some are otherwise.
- Duct tape is the force that has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe together.
- Most computer issues are caused by a faulty connection, between the chair and the keyboard.
- If you can’t laugh at your mistakes, you messed up for nothing.
- The labor movement. The folks who brought you the weekend.
- If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably on the menu.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
- So, if we lie to the government it’s a felony … if they lie to us it’s politics
- LISTEN & SILENT have the same letters. COINCIDENCE?
- I did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
- Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
- You are entitled to your own opinions — but not your own facts.
- In my defense I was left unsupervised.
- Critical thinking: the Other National Deficit.
- Want to see God? Keep texting while you drive.
- EARTH without ART is just “EH.”
- Speak you mind — even if your voice shakes!
- Get involved … The world is run by those who show up.
- When the power of love overcomes the love of power.
- We must be the change we wish to see in the world.
- The highest form of ignorance is when you regret that which you know nothing about.
- If you’re not outraged … you’re not paying attention.
- Immigrants Not Ignorance. We are a nation of immigrants, not ignorance.
- Don’t believe everything you think.
JERRY KESSEL is a member of The Dominion Post’s Community Advisory Board.
